Some Tongue in Cheek Theology

Some years back I sang in a choir that performed the Natalie Sleeth anthem "They'll Be Joy In the Morning", which is about the return of Christ. The problem is that it keeps repeating the phrase "they'll be joy", which when sung tends to come out more like "they'll be choi". All this leaves one with the impression that God plans to order out for Chinese the first night we get to heaven. But we can be assured that the egg rolls will be heavenly. Pass the sauce!